weyhey you're sexy

i love pizza bye now

Happy 4 year anniversary of One Time!
i want a short story about how he licks his middle finger [x]
Reblog1 day ago with 22,625 notesin chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful
What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
This is by far my favouritist birthday present.
Reblog1 day ago with 40,413 notesGUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING
this text post is so oatmeal
i hate you